Why do cows have to taste so good?
Be teo out of the four food groups
Leather clothes that smell so fine
I can see why some think your divine

Some people worship the cow
She represents charity somehow
The generous way she distributes her milk
It's so essential for nourishment

But I like to see my cow on a plate
Perhaps prime rib or a porterhouse steak
A side of mashed made with heavy cream
Without the cow this meal could never be

Why do cows have to taste so good?
Be two out of the four food groups
Leather clothes that smell so fine
I can see why some think your divine

The cow can give you a helping hand
She can help you plow your land
Or for fun you can sneak up on it
Ram her side and make it tip

Cows best when they are my new shoes
My leather coat or my new leather boots
Or a belt to go around my waist
A leather thong, a whip, a mask on my face

Why do cows have to taste so good?
Be two out of the four food groups
Leather clothes that smell so fine
Now I see why some think your Devine

Such a beautiful, passive, friendly creature
I feel so bad that I have to eat ya

I never wanted to cause you so much pain
Why don't you have to come inside when it rains?