I want a princess in the parlor
I want a porn star in the boudoir
She must be good enough for mama
But not afraid to break the law

She can cook my meals and vacuum the rug
When the lights go down she gives my heart a tug
She can look beautiful for a formal affair
There is nothing out of bounds when she let's down her hair

In public she's a real goody two shoes
Some might think that she is a prude
But man in the dark I'm here to tell you
She's lascivious, lewd, crude and downright rude

I want a princess in the parlor
I want a porn star in the boudoir
She must be good enough for mama
But not afraid to break the law

She can hold a job she has a career
There ain't nothing she won't do when she goes down there
She gets crazy swings from chandeliers
She can pin her legs back behind her ears

I want a princess in the parlor
I want a porn star in the boudoir
She must be good enough for mama
But not afraid to break the law

She can charm my parents, my uncles and aunts
Behind closed doors there are no limits
She's like an uptight librarian with her hair in a bun
After hours it all comes undone
I wouldn't trade her for anyone else
The way that women can handle herself
She's classy, she's a lady and so much more
She's everything to me including my little whore

I want a princess in the parlor
I want a porn star in the boudoir
She must be good enough for mama
But not afraid to break the law

She can hold a job she has a career
There ain't nothing she won't do when she goes down there
She gets crazy swings from chandeliers
She can pin her legs back behind her ears

I want a princess in the parlor
I want a porn star in the boudoir
She must be good enough for mama
But not afraid to break the law